"What makes the sky so beautiful is our inability to perceive it all at once."

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tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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Anonymous asked:
How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

p-eachful:

being too lazy to breathe will probably be the cause of my death tbh

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vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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